Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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