I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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