Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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