My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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