The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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