That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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