If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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