I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Mom said you looked used
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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