i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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