Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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