Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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