I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?