But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I accidentally had phone sex last night
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
