But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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