He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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