WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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