I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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