i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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