He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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