After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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