what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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