R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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