Sry I called you an 8
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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