Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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