Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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