quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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