I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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