its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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