Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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