When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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