if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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