I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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