Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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