You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im holly from the hills drunk
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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