There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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