I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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