i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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