speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Welp...herpes.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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