Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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