i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i dont even know how to be here
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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