This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You coming home soon, man?
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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