it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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