I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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