remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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