For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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