Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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