Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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