I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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