dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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