walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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