found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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