no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize