is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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