WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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