I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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