everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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