Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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