I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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