all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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