Duck Duck Cougar?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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