How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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be right there i have to get my cape
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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